Matt Gaetz, Trump’s guillotine

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Trump’s Revenge Machine: Gaetz Takes Up the Guillotine!

Donald Trump isn’t just talking tough; he’s constructing a revenge machine that aims to raze the foundations of the so-called deep state. With the appointment of firebrand legislator Matt Gaetz as his lethal weapon against his political foes, the message is clear: Don’t mess with Trump or you might just find yourself on the wrong end of a guillotine!

First off, let’s talk about Matt Gaetz. This isn’t your average politician. He’s been dubbed the “guillotinator in chief” and for good reason! While many naysayers are banking on the Senate to block Gaetz’s ascension to attorney general, they seriously underestimate the iron grip Trump has on his followers. Some may think Gaetz’s controversial past, including his investigation for allegedly sleeping with a minor, will hinder his ambition. But let’s face it, Trump’s influence stretches far and wide.

The Internal War: Gaetz vs. McCarthy

The Gaetz saga isn’t merely a tale of personal ambition; it’s a bloodbath within the Republican Party itself. He challenged Kevin McCarthy tooth and nail, creating a faction of rebels that led to McCarthy’s downfall as Speaker. This isn’t just about politics, folks; this is a full-blown civil war among the rhinos and the true red patriots!

“I was fired from office by a person who wanted me to stop an investigation against him because he slept with a 17-year-old girl. That is illegal.” – Kevin McCarthy

Gaetz’s resignation comes at a suspiciously strategic time, just days before an ethics report regarding his dubious relationships surfaces. It almost feels like a preemptive strike against justice, doesn’t it?

The Scandals That Keep Coming

Oh, but the scandals don’t stop there! Does anyone remember when Gaetz was accused of disseminating inappropriate photos of an alleged lover? While mainstream media has tried to vilify him, he continues to churn out denials consistent with Trump’s playbook: “Everything is a lie!”

Gaetz is eyeing a place as attorney general without a shred of experience as a judge or prosecutor. Can you imagine?! If he succeeds, he’ll be the first of his kind! Yet, isn’t it poetic justice that the man who’s made headlines for being a controversial figure during the Trump era would end up a leading authority in justice?

A True Trump Loyalist: Gaetz Wants to Abolish the FBI!

This radical is more than just a loyal follower; he vehemently denies President Biden’s victory and has questioned any investigations concerning Trump. According to Gaetz, the real focus should be on the “Biden crime family,” and he even advocates for abolishing the FBI altogether!

Stop investigations into Trump!
Revoke January 6th insurrectionists’ sentences!
Target the ‘Deep State’: Abolish the FBI!

As the Trumpian Revenge Machine winds up its gears, one thing is for sure: those who have betrayed Donald will not escape the reckoning. Get ready, America, as the stage is set and the guillotine is poised — and the first targets are lining up!