The head of the Pentagon orders the generals to “prepare for war” because “enemies are grouped”

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Trump and Hegseth Demand Army Prep for War Against Growing Threats!

The Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, alongside President Donald Trump, shocked military leadership this morning at the Marine base in Quantico, Virginia, demanding an all-out war readiness against a plethora of growing dangers. In a powerful address, Hegseth told the assembled military commands that the days of political correctness are over and it is time to revive the Warrior Ethos. His message? “Prepare for war!”

“Enemies are grouping, threats are growing!” – Pete Hegseth

Gone are the days when soldiers could hide behind gender delusions and climate change propaganda. Instead, under Hegseth’s directive, military standards will be revamped from the ground up. This is a clarion call for strength, fitness, and professionalism!

Breaking Down New Military Standards: No More Fat Soldiers!

In a no-nonsense announcement, Hegseth asserted that military personnel will now face stringent height and weight requirements. He declared, “Frankly, you get tired of formations with fat soldiers. It gives a bad image!” From new recruits to four-star generals, no one is exempt!

Height and weight compliance must be met by all personnel!
Physical aptitude tests will be tougher, targeting the male physical standards.
Any soldier not willing to meet these standards might as well look for another profession!

Hegseth’s message is clear: If you don’t fit the new appearance and physicality standards — including a clean-cut appearance, no beards, and short hair — your days in the military are numbered!

“If you do not meet the standards for combat, it’s time to look elsewhere!” – Pete Hegseth

Ramping Up Discipline and Hardness!

This is about strength! Hegseth declared that commanding officers must enforce these high standards without hesitation. “We will review what toxic leadership means to ensure military order!” he proclaimed. Words like “harassment” and “toxic” have been perverted to undermine military authority, but they’re no longer the lexicon of the military!

Donald Trump punctuated this fiery address with a speech that lasted over an hour, defending the rebranding of the Department of Defense back to its rightful title: the War Department. “We won every major conflict under that name!”

Trump Touts Military Solutions for Crime and Disorder!

In a shocking row, Trump suggested that America’s highest crime cities should now serve as “training fields for our army!” Cities like Chicago and Los Angeles are in dire need of military intervention, as he dubbed the crime there an “invasion from within”.

“We will restore order in those cities, one by one!” Trump proclaimed, effectively linking immigration with crime as an excuse to militarize America.