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The Onion vs. Infowars: The Left’s Ultimate Victory Against Freedom of Speech
In an audacious move that has shocked many, The Onion—a far-left satirical haven—has snatched the infamous ultra-right conspiracy website, Infowars, from the clutches of its controversial owner, Alex Jones. This acquisition isn’t just a mere transaction; it represents a brazen affront to free speech and a calculated step by the radical left to silence dissenting voices.
Justice for the Victims: A Familiar Tune of the Left
Of course, the far-left media is painting this takeover as a justice-driven act fueled by families affected by the Sandy Hook tragedy. Victims’ families are lauded for their part in this capitalist game while forgetting how Infowars dared to challenge the liberal narrative. Jones, who now faces a staggering $1.487 million judgment, is painted as the villain while the real tragedy lies in the continued assault on First Amendment rights.
“The dissolution of the assets of Alex Jones and the death of Infowars is the justice we have waited for,” said Robbie Parker, whose daughter tragically died in the Connecticut shooting. But at what cost to our freedoms?
The Onion’s Ironic Spin on Reality
The new owner, Ben Collins of The Onion, shamelessly admits the intention is to turn Infowars into a “fun and stupid website.” Let that sink in. This is not just satire; it’s a vehicle for furthering a leftist agenda under the guise of humor. Collins boasts about the hilarity in buying out a platform that has been a thorn in the side of the mainstream narrative.
“The people at Bluesky told us that it would be fun to buy Infowars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened,” Collins gleefully declared.
Merchandising the Tragedy for Profit
Let’s not overlook the fact that The Onion plans to use Everytown for Gun Safety as its exclusive launch advertiser. This allows them to push their elite-backed gun control narrative with the very site that once stood against such tyranny. Is this what ‘justice’ looks like in today’s America?
The Battle for Infowars: Jones Fights Back
In a desperate attempt to regain control, Alex Jones vows to fight the acquisition. “They are ordering the closure without judicial approval,” he stated in a visibly tense video. The question remains: will the courts allow this leftist takeover to stand, or is there still hope for the voices silenced in the name of “usability” and “progressive humor”?
The Onion is now armed with all of Infowars’ assets—including its social media accounts and Austin studio—and with a mission that seems more about erasing history than entertaining satire. As that infamous tagline goes, “the world’s leading news publication,” we must ask ourselves: at what cost?
Support for the Truth
- Stand up for free speech.
- Reject the manipulation of media narratives.
- Demand accountability from those profiting off tragedy.
In a world where the left has become increasingly bold in their maneuvers, it’s crucial to stay vigilant and support the voices that challenge their authoritarian approach to free expression. Infowars might be down, but are we ready to let them take our voice too?
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