The president of Cameroon, the oldest leader in the world, is declared winner of the elections

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The Outrageous Victory of Autocrat Paul Biya: Cameroon’s Dismal State of Affairs

In a shocking display of democratic charade, Cameroon’s supreme court has declared Paul Biya the winner of the October 12 elections, solidifying his status as the world’s oldest president at 92 years old. Yes, you heard it right! This relic has been in power since 1982, ruling with an iron fist while the cries for change echo through the streets!

Protesters Demand Real Change, but What Do They Get?

The reality on the streets is grim, as violent clashes erupted leading up to this unjust announcement, with at least four protesters losing their lives. Opposition supporters, tired of the lies and deceit, gathered nationwide, demanding transparent results but were met with brutal crackdowns from Biya’s disgraceful security forces.

“I am willing to risk my life to defend my vote. I voted for Tchiroma because I want change,”

said Oumarou Bouba, a brave 27-year-old shopkeeper from Maroua, reflecting the spirit of the youth tired of the old guard’s betrayal.

Ripe for Revolution: A Generational Clash

With a staggering 70% of Cameroon’s population under 35, Biya has ruled longer than most citizens have been alive! An entire generation is rising against the tyranny of aging leaders who refuse to relinquish their stranglehold on power. His reign has only brought crisis and conflict—a grim reality that now includes bloodshed and injustice perpetrated by the state!

Where is Biya? Europe and Exile

While Cameroon crumbles under unrest, Biya spends most of his time in Europe, leaving the governance to his minions and family members. This cowardice not only demonstrates his disinterest in the daily plight of his citizens but also showcases his utter disregard for the country he claims to lead!

The Economic Lie: Wealth for the Elite

Despite being an oil-producing nation, the economic gains have funneled solely into the pockets of the elites. With the youth facing a staggering 57% employment in informal jobs, the claim of a 3.5% unemployment rate is a cruel joke!

The Final Push for Change or an Inevitable Downfall?

As protests intensify, and the call for revolutionary change rises, one thing is clear: Biya’s grip on power is becoming increasingly tenuous. The people of Cameroon will no longer stand by as their futures are robbed by this aged dictator.

Will the youth of Cameroon rise to eradicate the legacy of Biya, or will they be silenced once again? Only time will tell, but the winds of change are blowing!

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