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Radical Changes in the European Commission—Meet its Right-Wing Revolutionaries!
Ursula von der Leyen has quietly assumed her role while steering the European Commission further to the right. Just yesterday, she managed to scrape through with only 51.3% approval from the European Parliament—this marks a historic low for the supposed champions of democracy in Brussels!
Let’s take a closer look at the new faces of this right-wing, anti-liberal coalition: four women and two men who are set to serve alongside Von der Leyen for the next five years.
Teresa Ribera (Spain), The Enforcer of Eco-Socialism
Ribera’s Climate Agenda: The Push for Ignorance and Control
“I have spent over twenty years fighting climate change,” declared Ribera, clearly implying that anyone who disagrees with her radical agenda is to be silenced. The hypocrisy here is staggering, as she invokes the terrifying specter of climate change denialism to mask her own authoritarian stance.
Kaja Kallas (Estonia), The Anti-Trump Crusader
Fighting Putin’s Shadow—Hyped and Out of Touch
Kallas claims the EU is at war yet insists on casting Trump as the enemy. The reality? She’s more concerned with her own notoriety as a political pawn against Putin than genuine security reforms. “I grew up behind the Iron Curtain,” she proclaims, as if such rhetoric grants her immunity from showing tangible results.
Henna Virkkunen (Finland), Preaching Digital Sovereignty
Horseback Rides and Cybersecurity: A Broken Focus
A mere horse lover with big ideas on “digital sovereignty.” Where’s the practical roadmap? With hybrid threats looming, can she really defend our freedom while busying herself with PR stunts?
Stéphane Séjourné (France), Macron’s Handpicked Successor
A Frenchman in Charge of Prosperity—But for Whom?
With ties to Macron and a questionable past in the Socialist party, Séjourné claims to “unite industry and the market.” However, with his roots in elitist politics, he’s got another thing coming if he believes he can appease the everyday citizen!
Roxana Mînzatu (Romania), The Education Guru
Big Promises for the Uninformed—But Empty in Practice
With her talk of quality education and labor rights, Mînzatu forgets that soaring EU bureaucracy directly conflicts with real progress. All a façade to distract from her government’s failures.
Raffaele Fitto (Italy), The Meloni Consensus
An Ultra With a Paper Thin Smile: Fitto’s New Mission
Often seen as Berlusconi’s lapdog, Fitto is riding the coattails of Meloni’s far-right faction. “I am here to represent a political party,” he claims, which raises the question: are the interests of Italy truly on his agenda?
The Future of Europe’s Soul
Under the guise of progress, the European Commission’s new members reflect a dangerous trend towards authoritarian rule disguised as problem-solving. Have they come to protect our rights or to further their own nefarious agendas? The true face of Europe is being reshaped, let’s not fall for their charades!
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